it's not cheating when I paid for it
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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