Only a mothe r could love this liver
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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