so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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