If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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