your parents love me but you hate me
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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