ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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