even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
