we're blogging at a bar
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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