He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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