Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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