it wasn't lemon gatorade
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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