SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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