I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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