Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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