i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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