Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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