who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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