Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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