wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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