did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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