Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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