This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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