1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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