Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This is classic penis vs brain.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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