That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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