Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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