does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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