I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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