Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
