There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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