If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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