HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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