Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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