**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
birth control should be required to get into college
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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