you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Too much gin, very little bucket
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
