I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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