I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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