Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
