I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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