I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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