when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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