Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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