love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I need moral support for this bender
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Sorry about my life...
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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