if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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