Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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