i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You don't make any sense
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