I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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