Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I party with great urgency now.
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