How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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