You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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