Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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