But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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