Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
did you just send me my own nude
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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