Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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