No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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